Fart song
Farts are funny, they're silly and loud
They make you laugh, and they make you proud
They come in different shapes and sizes
And sometimes they smell like rotten surprises
Farts are sneaky, they sneak up on you
They make you giggle, and they make you whoo
Sometimes they're quiet, and sometimes they're loud
Farts are funny, and they make you proud
Farts are cool, they're fun to do
They make you happy, and they make you blue
Sometimes they're smelly, and sometimes they're not
Farts are funny, and they're a lot of fun
So come on and fart along with me
Farts are funny, and we're gonna let them be
Farts, farts, we love them so
Farts, farts, let's let them go!